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24. I like my food spicy and my aperture low.

Kid’s cymbal breaks during Star Spangled Banner and he has no idea how to react.

This guy is 101 years young today. Happy birthday, Grandpa. πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚ #yolo

This guy is 101 years young today. Happy birthday, Grandpa. πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚ #yolo

Peanuts and beer y’all. And chopsticks. #stillinchina

Peanuts and beer y’all. And chopsticks. #stillinchina

Trying to figure out what to do with ourselves now that McDonald’s is closed. πŸ˜–πŸ˜­ #goldenarches #loveaffair

Trying to figure out what to do with ourselves now that McDonald’s is closed. πŸ˜–πŸ˜­ #goldenarches #loveaffair

motherjones:

laphamsquarterly:

While working on the bio for Millard Fillmore for the next issue, we noticed something…uncanny. 

HOW HAS NO ONE POINTED THIS OUT BEFORE

woah.

motherjones:

laphamsquarterly:

While working on the bio for Millard Fillmore for the next issue, we noticed something…uncanny.Β 

HOW HAS NO ONE POINTED THIS OUT BEFORE

woah.

The bike taxi I flagged down today wasn’t actually a bike taxi but actually a smelly old man driving a slow-as-mud moped. He was creepy as, and I’m proud to say I lived to tell the tale.Β 

Cinderella’s castle y’all! #disneylandjapan #latergram

Cinderella’s castle y’all! #disneylandjapan #latergram

Mr. McScruff getting up close and personal. #dogcafe

Mr. McScruff getting up close and personal. #dogcafe

Guys, I’m at a dog cafe in Korea. It’s like a cat cafe, but better! Excuse me while I posts too many photos of these cuties. 😍😍😍

Guys, I’m at a dog cafe in Korea. It’s like a cat cafe, but better! Excuse me while I posts too many photos of these cuties. 😍😍😍

About to embark on a thai food adventure. #cometomama

About to embark on a thai food adventure. #cometomama

nAt one of those traditional Korean places where you sit on the floor. I like my tofu hot&spicy. #nomnomnom

nAt one of those traditional Korean places where you sit on the floor. I like my tofu hot&spicy. #nomnomnom